Laurie: Let’s get right to it. I said I would do a couple of things last year on January 1st, and here it is the end of the year and they remain undone. They really weren’t terribly difficult things like finding a cure for a deadly disease, ending world hunger, or stemming the tide...
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Archive for December, 2009
The End of the Year Regrets and Resolutions of the Coaches on the Edge.
Men Behaving Badly and the Women who Lust after Them. The Coaches on the Edge need a cold compress and a copy of Ms Magazine.
elizabeth: I don’t remember a time in my life when I did not want to be a woman. Growing up men got drafted, had jock itch and male pattern baldness. Being a girl always left me with the feeling that my life had done me right.
Well not anymore.
I am actually feeling a little bad about...
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Coaches on the Edge Wish Oprah a Happy New Year. We are ready for our close up.
Oprah, think about it. Wouldn’t you like to start the New Year out right? Or at least without a weekly begging blog from Coaches on the Edge? The solution is in your perfectly-manicured, all-powerful hands. Just put us on your cover, and these weekly nuisances will become a fond memory. elizabeth and Laurie will...
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Merry Christmas Oprah from the Coaches on the Edge.
At this time of the year, almost everyone is hustling and bustling and finalizing their holiday plans.
So Coaches on the Edge wanted to wish Oprah, Stedman, Gail, Oprah’s new BFF Ellen, and her puppiesa very Merry Christmas and a very happy 2010.
Now what would make the dreams of these 2 young coaches come...
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Last Minute Holiday Thoughts from the Minds of Santa’s two favorite Coaches on the Edge elves. Bah, Humbug.
Laurie: It’s a rainy night in Manhattan, and I’m tired of wrapping Christmas gifts. All my addictive reality shows have concluded – a tearful Danny is The Biggest Loser, the blonde couple who always came in first won The Amazing Race, and even Tyra isn’t torturing young skinny girls into becoming top models (although...
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Coaches on the Edge are talking about sex, baby!
elizabeth: Today I heard that 40% of teenagers having sex have not had “that talk” with their parents. You know about sex, teenage pregnancy, STDS, AIDS, the sort of things that could stop a young life in its tracks. 40%. So I guess that means that those of us who are not parents will...
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Coaches on the Edge to be on the Cover of O Magazine. Hey, Ellen can ya help us out? Week 5
elizabeth: Ellen has been showing off her O cover and we are all so excited for her. We are. Why are you looking at me like that? I can be happy for other people. I am only shallow on Tuesdays. But as we all know December turns into January and then Ellen can’t really hold up...
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Coaches on the Edge to be on the cover of O magazine. Week 4
elizabeth: Some people might think that we are a little discouraged since Ms. Winfrey has not gotten back to us yet. Well, I know that when she gets wind of all the time and effort we are putting into getting on the cover of O that she will contact us. She has got to be...
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Coaches on the Edge and younger men vs older men. Is there really a contest?
elizabeth: I hate, despise and resent the term “cougar.” Hate it with a passion. I googled to find out who came up with this asinine label, and this was their answer: Late 80’s in the dressing room of the Vancouver Canucks Hockeyteam, they called older single women that came to their games cougars. Okay,...
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Coaches on the Edge to be on the cover of O Magazine – Week 3.
Laurie: Okay, Oprah, if your goal was to send the entire world into shock, you succeeded. The announcement of
your retirement in two years has rippled through the media and brought great moaning and groaning into the public sector. But Coaches on the Edge feel this is an excellent opportunity to implore you to put us on...
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