elizabeth: I went to feed our dog in the sunroom. I saw something on the floor and I tapped it. It moved. On its own. It was a bee. A bee in January? Last week I stepped on something and it stung me. It was a bee. In January. I dropped the pile of newspapers...
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elizabeth: What I am thinking is when does the brain just shut down due to stupidity? And what science research project can I sign up for where I help administer the tests? Don’t you catch people saying and doing stupid stuff, and hours later you find yourself riding by their house because you...
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elizabeth: I know the news about the bad boys of Late Night TV has over shadowed one very important news item: Coaches on the Edge to meet with Oprah to scout locations for the O cover that will feature the three of them. Oprah suggested her living room in CA, I have requested a...
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Laurie: Oprah, usually on Wednesdays we summon up the gods and pray for a resounding “Of course!” response to our weekly begging to be on the cover of your illustrious magazine. Again Coaches on the Edge are asking their fans to begin praying, but this week we would like to forward our prayers to...
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elizabeth: I woke up with what felt like a white wine hangover. You know how you think you are spacing them and then you wake up with some guy’s underwear on your head. No? Never been that way? Me either. My face will adjust to the longer nose; isn’t that right, Geppetto? We got...
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Laurie: Imagine our surprise when elizabeth and I received a “cease and desist” on one of our blogs. A person who we will give the pseudonym of Organic Rays (we can only afford one lawsuit at a time) accused us of putting together two words that rhyme and plagiarizing a book they had...
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Laurie: I came back from Virginia in a freezing rainstorm. Unable to get a taxi due to a Rangers game at Madison Square Garden, me and my rolling suitcase hoofed it for 14 wet, windy blocks. Soaked to the knees, I squished into the living room to turn on the television. I hadbeen...
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Laurie: Oprah, January is a time of dreams. We’re getting ready to celebrate the day of one of the most influential Black leaders of all times, and Martin Luther King Jr. was proud to proclaim that he had a dream. Granted, his dream was for the betterment of all man/womankind but can you...
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Laurie: I’ve got a sister that pushes my buttons like no other human being walking around this earth, been dating/marrying/whatever since I was twelve, sometimes find myself the bridge between Southern and Italian relatives, have introduced different cultures to my friends and family on a regular basis, and was walking around pretty sure that...
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elizabeth: Well, now that the major winter holidays are over and I have returned that bronze bust of Elvis that goes with nada in my house or in my universe, it is time to turn our attention back to getting Coaches on the Edge on the cover of O Magazine. I like to look...
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