Laurie: Earthquakes seem to be occurring every week or so and in devastating intensity. Yes, Al Gore will attribute this to Global Warming, but I believe Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi has uncovered the real culprit – Slutty Women. The Iranian cleric has said – and I quote because I don’t want to be credited with...
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Laurie: Oprah, elizabeth and I were sitting around talking the other day as we ate our healthy lunches and surreptitiously scarfed down well-done French fries and tortilla chips. The discussion naturally evolved to when we were going to be on the cover of O Magazine, and we realized with a shock (not really) that...
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elizabeth: Okay, Ms. Palin, here’s an offer you cannot refuse. Have the Coaches on the Edge on your new ”What does Reality have to Do with It” show. I heard the first working title was “Watch Me Manipulate the Truth Because I can See Sean Hannity from my Window.” But it didn’t sound sexy...
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Laurie: Move over, English. There’s a new language in town. Teabonics! These pictures are so ridiculous and hopefully embarrassing to them proud sign-toting Teabaggers that I have to share them: http://www.flickr.com/photos/pargon/sets/72157623594187379/ . Good grief, no wonder these folks think Sarah Palin is the Second Coming! elizabeth: Now to be fair, I know some democrats...
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elizabeth: I was on Oprah’s site today and I saw this piece on never getting another bad haircut. Well, I think I have a “mullet –lite” cut right now. Did I just say that? Well, let’s say it does not seem to be my best look, but I promise you, Oprah, that I will...
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This is not the first time I have heard about children being “returned” because they were sort of “sold” without a “buyer beware clause.” Basically, they were adopted by parents who were looking to love a child, but what they got was someone who was so badly damaged to the point of threatening the...
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Phoebe Prince and her family came to this country looking for their piece of our American Dream. I just hope our American does not include being bullied to the point of taking one’s life. For the Prince family, it is exactly what their American nightmare is all about now.
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elizabeth: Well, well, well. How things have changed since I went to the prom. Our biggest worry was getting home from the beach before our fathers went to work, hiding hickeys successfully from our mothers (I had a friend who wore a turtleneck in July to hide a hickey from her mother. Mary: I...
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elizabeth: The temperature is rising and flowers are forcing themselves to push past the earth and make their presence known, but for some uncanny reason, Oprah doesn’t know we are alive. Yet. So we need your help in getting Coaches on the Edge known to Ms. Winfrey. And there will be prizes for the...
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Laurie: Okay, I am totally baffled. If Sandra Bullock can’t keep her man, what chance do we mere mortals have? Bullock is awesomely talented, funny, beautiful, intelligent, and rich beyond my imagination. Oh yeah, ladies who are trying to get down to the desired size 0-2, she’s also trim and fit. Now granted, she...
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