Coaches on the Edge Say the Willy is Wacky.

Laurie: Okay, I am totally baffled. If Sandra Bullock can’t keep her man, what chance do we mere mortals have? Bullock is awesomely images talented, funny, beautiful, intelligent, and rich beyond my imagination. Oh yeah, ladies who are trying to get down to the desired size 0-2, she’s also trim and fit. Now granted, she doesn’t have a disgusting array of tattoos all over every piece of her skin, one of which is reputed to be the always-popular swastika, but I’m willing to bet that some guys don’t think painted flesh is a big turn-on. And yet after confessing her marital bliss universally, her husband was found to be having an affair with a tattoo model. WTF?

elizabeth: Yes Ladies and Gentlemen – Welcome to the wacky world of the wandering willy. I have to say that the Sandra Bullock news was like cold water in the face because she just seems like the nicest person. And I have had some long-term relationships with men who were perceived to be bad boys, but not all bad guys are dirt bags. Why or why can’t they just keep their willies to themselves? And that bimbo with all the tattoos, including the lovely swastika, you must feel so proud. Let’s take womanhood and push it back into the dark ages. I am sick of you low-life bitches getting all the press. I can’t even imagine what young, impressionable girls must be thinking. I think I will get tattoos all over my body so guys will have something to read when they are taking advantage of me.

Laurie: Men, are you really so out of control that you can’t keep your pants zipped? Do you have no standards into which you will insert your willy? May I recommend a donut, a blow-up doll, a hole in a wall, an ant hill, the tailpipe on your car, a bathtub drain, or anything that vaguely has a cylindrical opening? This way you will pass on STD’s and shame to an uncaring object, and the object will not have a need to sell your story to a sleazy tabloid. And you can booster your ego by putting notches in the object of your desire. Until you find some way to give that pesky little pants guy a conscious and bit of discernment, please don’t pretend you’re surprised that we females would rather spend time with each other and put continual brainless sex a little lower on our priority lists.

elizabeth: I think you covered everything except I heard today that John Edwards, Jesse James, that fool governor from that southern state and Tiger Woods are meeting about making a remake of Free Willy.

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