Laurie: Hey, Oprah! COaches On the Edge are back with yet anOther strategy tO win a place in yOur heart and On yOur cOver. YOu have to appreciate Our perseverance and creativity, right? Oh, I guess yOu want tO knOw what’s up with the big O’s. Well, I knOw yOu’ve heard Of
The Secret? In fact, yOu had all thOse grOOvy peOple On yOur shOw. And accOrding tO them, visiOning is what it’s all abOut. Well, I figure if we put capital O’s in Our pleas, that’s a form of visiOning. O’s all over the place and COaches On the Edge On yOur back (nOt frOnt, we’ve given that up) cOver. What dO yOu think?
elizabeth: Oh. SO I get the cOver shOt and you are taking the back cOver? I am still visualizing us on the cover (I can’t do all the caps Os – I am getting a blinding headache from it) and I know it will materialize. And while I am visualizing, I would like a book contract, tight abs and a pony.
Laurie: IgnOre what elizabeth says. She dOesn’t even capitalize her name. LOvely Oprah, please tell me this is working because yOu can’t imagine what a pain in the butt it is tO type all these big O’s. And, by the way, yOu’re Our favOrite Big O.
elizabeth: Laurie – you got to check those prescription bottles when you start mixing them.. I kinda remembering The Big O meaning something besides your fondness for the capitol letter “O.” I can hear my mother calling me now.
And in the words of Alex Forest of Fatal Attraction infamy, “I will nOt be ignOred.”
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results. Well, Coaches on the Edge can take a hint (it may take us a while but we finally got it). And maybe it was a little far-reaching to ask to be on the front cover of O Magazine. We certainly have no illusions that we are on the same A List as Michelle Obama and Ellen DeGeneres. But…are ya ready?…how about the back cover? Yes, we are willing to downside our lifetime dream of being on the front cover of O Magazine and substitute it with Coaches on the Edge on the back cover. Have you ever met two more accommodating gals in your whole life?
wise sayings. I was speaking with my cousin the other day about how lucky we were that that Times Square would-be bomber was a moron. And a natural segue was of course to the underwear wanna-be bomber. We both agreed that he was pretty stupid and had he succeeded he would have had no equipment to enjoy the 72 virgins awaiting him for his martyred deeds. And my cousin said, “They should have just turned him upside down, stood him on his head, and packed his ass with dynamite.” Now really, elizabeth, do you have any Yankee statements that can beat that?


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