elizabeth: Dear Oprah – How are you? How is camp? I watch all your reruns on TV now and I figure you are off somewhere making ceramic 
ashtrays or my personal favorite which was the dreaded chapel veil that the dreaded nuns made us make. I think it was for the missionaries. All I know is that I never mastered the fine art of sewing without stabbing myself and taking the Lord’s name in vain. Oh, yeah. The nuns loved me. Feelings were mutual. So I am thinking after you made something for your entire staff in your arts and crafts class (I would like a toothbrush holder) that the issue of putting us on the cover of O would come up again. And again. And again.
Laurie: Are you saying we have to wear a veil if we’re on the cover of O? Or dress as nuns? I already have a marvelous yellow outfit picked out to go with my make-me-look-skinny jeans. But if Oprah wants me to be a nun, what the hell? Oops, make that what the heck.
elizabeth: I am sure the true spirit at camp this year is about learning to share. I heard Bill Gates was in your leadership for camp counselors’ class and that your pal Julia Roberts took CPR classes with the cast of Glee. So if I need to contact them about helping us get on the cover, I will gladly sell my Four H trophies to show them that I mean business.
Laurie: What do the four H’s stand for? Hot, hazy, humid and hallucinating? My best friend Oprah doesn’t need no stinkin’ camp. Her whole life is a camp and a beach and whatever else she wants it to be. And it’s all probably in one of her many front yards. We’re here when you need us, Oprah!
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