Laurie: Oprah, elizabeth and I are edging up on our 100th blog. That’s a lot of blogging, and in your case, it’s a lot of begging. What a lovely anniversary gift being on the cover of O Magazine would be for the well-deserving, witty and wonderful Coaches on the Edge! And what a nice...
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Laurie: Just came in off the streets, and although it was not a unique idea on one of the sunniest days of 2010 thus far, it was definitely frightening. Where do all the freaks go in the winter? Is there a housing place where they lay in wait for good weather? Today there were...
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Laurie: Happy Mother’s Day, Oprah! Relax. Don’t worry; Kitty Kelly didn’t tell us that you were pregnant or had a love child in the 70’s. We know that, like elizabeth and I, you are child-free. But I was thinking you truly are a mother. Mother of the Talk Show Hosts. Mother of the Charity-Inspiring...
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elizabeth: I know this will be our first blog with more male readers than women because I threw the word “bra” into the headline. And now I am not sure if I want to talk about bras. These annoying mammary mashers in the front and those “back fat” strappy devices...
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Laurie: Early Sunday morning a crime took place. Although there was a mugging and a stabbing, those are not the crimes to which I am referring. Some woman on the streets of Queens was in the process of being mugged when a homeless guy rushed to her rescue. For his efforts he was stabbed. ...
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Laurie: Earthquakes seem to be occurring every week or so and in devastating intensity. Yes, Al Gore will attribute this to Global Warming, but I believe Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi has uncovered the real culprit – Slutty Women. The Iranian cleric has said – and I quote because I don’t want to be credited with...
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Laurie: Oprah, elizabeth and I were sitting around talking the other day as we ate our healthy lunches and surreptitiously scarfed down well-done French fries and tortilla chips. The discussion naturally evolved to when we were going to be on the cover of O Magazine, and we realized with a shock (not really) that...
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elizabeth: Okay, Ms. Palin, here’s an offer you cannot refuse. Have the Coaches on the Edge on your new ”What does Reality have to Do with It” show. I heard the first working title was “Watch Me Manipulate the Truth Because I can See Sean Hannity from my Window.” But it didn’t sound sexy...
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Laurie: Move over, English. There’s a new language in town. Teabonics! These pictures are so ridiculous and hopefully embarrassing to them proud sign-toting Teabaggers that I have to share them:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pargon/sets/72157623594187379/ . Good grief, no wonder these folks think Sarah Palin is the Second Coming!
elizabeth: Now to be fair, I know some democrats and some...
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