Laurie: Far be it from me to disparage a traditional day that encourages the non-stop consumption of chips & dips, buffalo wings, and massive amounts of alcohol, but what the heck are you supposed to do on Super Bowl Sunday if you are not a football fan? Well, it probably won’t come as a...
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elizabeth: Big news the other day. Some sports jock wants to supply Haiti with condoms, and Elizabeth Edwards has left her husband, former presidential candidate John Edwards. I hate dumb jocks so I will stay with the Elizabeth Edwards exit. I think everyone is going to have an opinion on this, and the only opinion that...
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elizabeth: I went to feed our dog in the sunroom. I saw something on the floor and I tapped it. It moved. On its own. It was a bee. A bee in January? Last week I stepped on something and it stung me. It was a bee. In January. I dropped the pile of newspapers...
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elizabeth: What I am thinking is when does the brain just shut down due to stupidity? And what science research project can I sign up for where I help administer the tests? Don’t you catch people saying and doing stupid stuff, and hours later you find yourself riding by their house because you...
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elizabeth: I know the news about the bad boys of Late Night TV has over shadowed one very important news item: Coaches on the Edge to meet with Oprah to scout locations for the O cover that will feature the three of them. Oprah suggested her living room in CA, I have requested a...
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Laurie: Oprah, usually on Wednesdays we summon up the gods and pray for a resounding “Of course!” response to our weekly begging to be on the cover of your illustrious magazine. Again Coaches on the Edge are asking their fans to begin praying, but this week we would like to forward our prayers to...
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elizabeth: I woke up with what felt like a white wine hangover. You know how you think you are spacing them and then you wake up with some guy’s underwear on your head. No? Never been that way? Me either. My face will adjust to the longer nose; isn’t that right, Geppetto? We got...
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Laurie: Imagine our surprise when elizabeth and I received a “cease and desist” on one of our blogs. A person who we will give the pseudonym of Organic Rays (we can only afford one lawsuit at a time) accused us of putting together two words that rhyme and plagiarizing a book they had written...
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Laurie: I came back from Virginia in a freezing rainstorm. Unable to get a taxi due to a Rangers game at Madison Square Garden, me and my rolling suitcase hoofed it for 14 wet, windy blocks. Soaked to the knees, I squished into the living room to turn on the television. I hadbeen in...
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