A few weeks ago I wrote about what I wouldn’t miss when the world comes to an end. That Glenn Beck’s Fox show got dropped leads me to believe that I have some power. And I won’t abuse it…Sean Hannity – you are getting very tired.
Someone suggested I write about what I will miss when the world comes to an end. Good point. I have to say this list might be harder to fill since I am not always feeling the love. And I mean that about myself and the world. OMG – I am a coach and I just admitted to being human. Hot damn. I just might be able to fill up this list.
1) Not getting to spend time with my long list of interesting men. And by spending time, I don’t necessarily mean reading by the fireplace. Javier – call me. I hear the end is near.
2) The possibility of…
3) Watching kittens get their walking papers. And puppies who ice stake down the hall with wobbly legs.
4) Putting words in a certain order that makes people laugh or think. Or think about laughing.
5) Real passionate kisses from men who know how to kiss and don’t look at kissing as a way to wipe off a feature or two off your face. Call me old-fashioned.
6) The chance to get back into that crocheted dress from the 1970s that I used to be able to wear without a bra. TMI? Perhaps.
7) Being able to talk to my darling friend David who left us in 1997. I just think about him and he is all around me – messing with my hair. Hmmmm…maybe we will see each other again? That would be just lovely. Remember David – Karma means never having to miss you ever again.
8) Linguine and clam sauce.
9) The Ocean. One of the few places where people aren’t staring at me and wondering how I forgot to exercise over the last few years. It happened, people, it just happened.
10) Yelling at the Tea Party members. Who needs therapy with this crowd around?
11) The chance to own a closet full Christian Louboutin heels.
12) Seeing the people of the world living in peace. We didn’t even get close.
13) Friends who keep secrets. On second thought, they will have to go with me. I don’t think I can trust anyone that much.
14) My VHS and DVD copy of ‘The Way We Were.’ Robert Redford in bed.
15) Good wine. Bad wine. Any kind of wine.
16) Giving Donald Trump a Mohawk and telling him “You’re fired.”
17) Manhattan. You can keep the Bronx and Staten Island, too.
18) Hearing the late Dr. Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” speech.
19) Concealer. Not that I ever needed it.
20) Laughing so hard.
So what are you going to miss?
subject, Coaches on the Edge could use a little spark in these hot and hazy days. And nothing would spark us more than having your people call our people (okay, if we’re being honest, elizabeth and I are “our people” but we are as dedicated and hard working as your people I bet) and say “You win. The cover of O is yours.” Now we’re talking fireworks!
turned the issue over and there on the back cover was Ellen DeGeneres! Now granted, this was an advertisement for both Olay and Cover Girl (you would think that between her show and American Idol she wouldn’t have time for extra activities), but I am sure you can see the inequity of the situation. Ellen has graced your cover front and back while in the wings you have two edgy coaches awaiting the call from your photographers.
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