elizabeth: Okay, Ms. Palin, here’s an offer you cannot refuse. Have the Coaches on the Edge on your new ”What does Reality have to Do with It” show. I heard the first working title was “Watch Me Manipulate the Truth Because I can See Sean Hannity from my Window.” But it didn’t sound sexy enough.

Laurie: Uh, can I pass on this?  I don’t want to take a chance that whatever she has that makes her think nonsensical is the way to go is contagious.  And besides that I don’t speak Hate that well.

elizabeth: We really want to come and talk with you. We are both filled with questions like, “Can you really splice and slice up an interview from a few years ago and make it sound like you are talking to them?” Can ya? Did ya? Would you do it again if you could get away with it? I was shocked when I heard that LL Cool J was going to be on your show but three seconds later I found out that your God-fearing, flag-loving, minority- hating producers were using a taped interview from 2008. I heard you tried taking the words of the mouth of C&W singer Toby Keith and you royally pissed off that redneck.  How the hell did you do that? Or more importantly – why the hell did you do it?

Laurie: C’mon, give the chick a break.  Russia was probably looking in her kitchen window and casting a shadow that was blocking her hand so she had no idea what she was saying.

elizabeth: Here is what I would like to see on your show. You are interviewing me at my mansion in Santa Barbara (right next door to my BFF Oprah Winfrey) and George Clooney walks in and hands me a dirty martini. He proceeds to massage my tense shoulders while giving you a cold one. He leaves to wash my unmentionables by hand, and then just as you and I are getting down to the real nitty gritty, the phone rings. My private plane has picked up Daniel Day Lewis and he’ll be here in about 20 minutes. George slips out the back door just as Twilight’s Robert Pattison swoops in, takes one look at you and decides against asking for a blood donation. Poor man is so freaked out he flies out right into the sunlight. With that Javier Bardem starts trimming my hair while Hugh Jackman comes in with the finishing touches on a musical about our torrid love affair that his wife has magnanimously approved.

Think we can start with this and then maybe somehow get closer to the truth?

Laurie: Bet you think you made Ms. Palin jealous.  Switch a few of those names with Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity, and you’ll take the wink right out of the gotta-quit-my-term-as-governor’s eye.  No smart-ass wink, no hand to be read, and no brain – she’s her own walking, talking Wizard of Oz.

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